La china minimalista

Todos los días voy a almorzar a una estación de servicio y como casi siempre lo mismo. En realidad siempre como lo mismo; es que no hay muchas opciones. El tengomenpié consiste en un wrap o tortilla mexicana envolviendo una especie de minimi-lanesa de pollo trozada, lechuga, queso, cebolla y pimientos o alguna variante con más o menos agregados dependiendo del día. A veces distingo un día del otro porque pido aceitunas en lugar de cebollas...
Nos atiende un personal exclusivamente femenino, a saber: una señora irlandesa que parece que manda por el nivel de rascación que disfruta, una chica polaca rubia, otra chica de por aquellos confines morocha, una diminuta damisela de rasgos orientales y un par más de señoritas locales y extranjeras en calidad de suplentes rotativas... Pero el público todo le escapa a la china o al menos yo esperando compartir mis terribles tribulaciones con mis compañeros de cola.
Es que con sus delicadas manos, fruto de generaciones de refinamiento y depuración, te sirve siempre menos que el resto, mucho menos. Una insinuación de lechuga por aquí, la intención de queso por allá, aroma de cebolla acullá y nunca una sonrisa, como una estatua de cera enfrentando la llama y aún así plácida y eterna, tranquila y medida frente el desborde de mi barbarie esteparia y pampeana.
Agradezco su delicadeza y supongo que incontenibles deseos de ayudarme a cuidar la línea, pero por lo menos que no me cobre lo mismo. Que suerte que no lee mi blog porque seguro que mañana me escupía el wrap así, de frente, de guapa y milenaria que es.

Yo me hago problema por estas cosas y estos tres irrefrenables se cruzan de continente en patineta.

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Cronopio dijo...

parecen empleados municipales de Argentina!!
Uno se rasca, pero es el que manda, otro te hace un favor, otro se niega, otro lo hace a medias. y así los trámites van saliendo.
Lo importante es cuidar la figura.

Menta Ligera dijo...

por lo menos es delicada.. no como las chinas de aca que en el tenedor libre son capaces de atacar a los comensales con los cubitos de gelatina de dudosos colores que hacen las veces de postre(???) y ni hablar cuando se ponen a revolver las fuentes de comida para que no se apelmace el arroz y ninguna tiene el pelo atado... ¡puajj! El dia que los chinos lean mi blog, no se olviden de mi y llevenme flores.

Sarra dijo...

Off the...
Si es por minimalizar twitter.com

Off the record, lo esperan en Lima 9 novios celosos...

Y dejeme ser edonista... No puedo ver a la diminuta damisela de rasgos orientales fuera de la actividad del Pole dancing...

Un abrazo desde LAX
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flavia dijo...

cuando leí "nivel de rascación", casi me muero de la risa!!!!!...imaginate con el resto del relato!... un abrazo.

amelche dijo...

En resumen, que te mata de hambre. ¿Y nunca te toca la polaca? ¿Siempre te toca la china? Eso es que vela por el negocio, hombre, así tienes que comprar dos wraps en vez de uno, para comer la misma cantidad. :-)

Luciano dijo...

Spindoctor: uy. Espero que esa ley no se cumpla, porque si habla castellano ya me tiene que haber escuchado un par de cositas...

Cronopio: bueno, laburan muchisimo en realidad, la que menos atiende al publico es esta señora. Igual en el horario pico no le queda otra que encarar a los clientes.
Mi figura de 8 va bien, va bien. :)

Menta: Es cierto, los chinos y la comida no se complementan bien.
Que flores? Calas?

Sarra: Sabes que no le veo la aplicacion practica a Twitter?
Son mas de 9, me han elevdo la cantidad de visitas diarias pero muchisimo. Lo mejor es que nadie lee, entran y salen, si solo alguno me dijera que es lo que buscan...
A la señorita no le da el cuero, creeme :)
Saludos!

Flavia: gracias por divertirte. Mision cumplida.
Pase de nuevo mas tarde.

Amelche: ah si, me tocan las otras y me atienden muuuuy bien, muuuy bien. Es solo esta chica que parecde que cuida la mercaderia como si fuera suya.
La verdad que siento que me esta robando la piba esta.

Lord Greystoke dijo...

No Solo la china (que por motivos desconocidos se hace llamar por la version femenina de un clasico nombre vikingo) te pone a dieta, sino que educo a las polacas para que cobrasen €0.25 mas cuando le pedis el excepcional wrap de bacon.

Yo me quedo con la polaca rubia, mujer sufrida y generosa, cuyos brazos estan marcados por las quemaduras producidas por la puerta del horno. Esa si que sabe tratar a un hombre. Te das cuenta por como cierra el wrap, bien apretado y jugoso.

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